They call me Sweetheart, you can call me Maddie.


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Brock Lesnar mocks The Undertaker

It’s funny you mention The Undertaker because when you took on The Undertaker at Wrestlemania, you were the hunter. When you took on John Cena at Summerslam, you were the hunter…

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me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row


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i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


first things first i’m image

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